The Origin of The Pentavaret

People often inquire as to what "The Pentavaret" means..  Below is the quote from the movie "So I Married an Axe Murderer" that should answer all of your pressing questions...

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Stuart: Well, it's a well-known fact, sonny jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the Pentavaret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows.

Tony: So who's in this Pentavaret?

Stuart: The Queen, the Vatican, the Geddes, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tattzup.  Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face - "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken!"

Charlie: Dad, how can you hate The Colonel?

Stuart: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!